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 devvix |
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I got a million ..
so i'll start with my fav. 2 guys walk into a bar.. but you figure after the first guy walked into it .. the second guy would have walked around it.. ba. dum dum  |
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Kamakazee82 |
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lol my version of that joke goes
"two guys walk into a bar ... the third one ducks" and how about htis joke that might be known around here lol "ever smell moth balls? how'd you get their little legs apart?" Well, you know, squish is what jellyfish do. have unwanted plastic pastel ponies? GIMME GIMME GIMME! |
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devvix |
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very good..
and nothing is better then a lame kid joke what do you do when i elephant sits on your fence.. get a new fence.. wow.. that was evenlame for a lame joke thread |
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Kamakazee82 |
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lol okay this one's a bit cruel, but my litle cousin just told me this over the phone lol and it about floored me when he said it lol
what's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red and can't go through revolving doors? a nun falling down the stairs with a spear through her head Well, you know, squish is what jellyfish do. have unwanted plastic pastel ponies? GIMME GIMME GIMME! |
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devvix |
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oh man.. that is funnnny..
Why did'nt the skeleton cross the road.. he had no guts.. |
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Kamakazee82 |
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lol
another one straight out of the mouth of my cousin ... what goes ba-doom-boom-tish, ba-doom-boom-tish, ba-doom-boom-tish? a drummer falling down the stairs *ba-doom-boom-tish* and yes he said that lol ... i think he has a thing for things falling down stairs ... i need to watch myself around that one lol Well, you know, squish is what jellyfish do. have unwanted plastic pastel ponies? GIMME GIMME GIMME! |
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devvix |
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i'd watch him around stairs if i were you..lol
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Genesis2000 |
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those are pretty lame lol
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Devlin |
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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asaulted.
Yesterday I went to a "breakfast anytime" resteraunt, so I ordered french toast during the Renasance. There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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devvix |
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lol dev.. the breakfast one i have'nt heard before..
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Kamakazee82 |
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there are two potatoes standing on the corner, which one is the prostitute?
the one that says "idaho" ... *rolls eyes* Well, you know, squish is what jellyfish do. have unwanted plastic pastel ponies? GIMME GIMME GIMME! |
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Liam FreakShow |
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Chihuahua+I'm hungery=taco time
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Fullmetal VS. Flame |
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Kamakazee82 |
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here's one the guys will appreciate ...
what kind of bees make milk? boo-bees lmao *holds her head in shame* have you guys heard about the new cereal "prostituties"? they don't snap crackle or pop, they just lay there and bang ... those came straight from the mouth of an ELDERLY grandmother lady lol Well, you know, squish is what jellyfish do. have unwanted plastic pastel ponies? GIMME GIMME GIMME! |
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